Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
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