i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
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Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
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