This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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