Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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