love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
Randomize
