Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
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