Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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