is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Why the fuck did you text me at 4 in the morning telling me not to have sex with the bird?
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
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