i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
Me and this random chick had a conversation about how to save the world. 2 words: Dance. Battles. I love drunk heart to hearts in bar bathrooms.
Someone broke into my car and stole it then left me $300 to pay for the damages with a lovely note that said "we just couldn't pass up the boxed wine... Sorry about the window."
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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