You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
found a strand of your hair in my car. it's 1 ft 7 inches long
wtf you measured my hair?
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
If you're in the liquor store 5 minutes before close, and you have to ask the cashier for a coin to flip to make a life decision because "vodka takes you to a bad place," you need to reevaluate your life.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
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