ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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