Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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