he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
as i was trying not to drunkingly fall off her toliet, i noticed her socks laying there. i quickly grabbed them, ran upstairs, and excitingly asked her if she had gotten them at sams club. she replied with, "...those are your socks."
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