Drunk x Brooklyn = problems getting home. If I don't make it you can have my computer and my bitches. You're welcome.
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
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