How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
I'm getting married
To pizza
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
Dear Ex-Sister-in-Law, I never thought I would say this, but I just found your panties in my back seat. Please remind me to give them back.
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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