i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I am in a vortex of obligation.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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