i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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