ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
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