So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
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