...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
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