Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
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