I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
some girl just asked me if I was that guy that hooked up with nine girls in one night. officially a local celebrity. gonna try and autograph her boobs.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
The fact that I can sew my leggings while intoxicated proves I'm a functioning alcoholic
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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