any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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