He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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