At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
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