Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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