Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
I faked an abortion last night.
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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