i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
I am mentally ready for anal.
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
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