it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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