After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
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