god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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