had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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