I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
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