I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
You tried tipping the cashier at Cook Out by shoving a dollar bill down his shirt and yelling "Magic Mike"
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
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