I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
They never prepare you for how broke ur gonna be in college. I just accepted money from two underage girls at a gas station to buy them beer only because I'm trying to figure out a way to run off with it without them noticing.
Dude, use it to buy them beer. Then run the beer to ur car as fast as you can and bring it to the party. Seriously, we're running out of booze over here
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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