I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
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