To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
My arm is completely dead, never again will i give you a 20 minute hand job. You better have enjoyed that asshole. I have to text with my left hand now.
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