I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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