Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
it's great music for shaving your balls
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
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