Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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