he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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