God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
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