when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Bridesmaid dress fitting. I look like a Weeble and Michelle looks like Malibu Barbie. I have to keep reminding myself that she has herpes so really, the playing field is more level than it might initially seem.
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
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