should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
When was the last time you made a good decision when you could've made a shitty one
I had a salad today
Screwed a girl without a condom but hey at least you got your veggies
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
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