well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
Listen, dont tell me about your day or that your mom is in town. Don't ask me to drive you to the airport or proofread your paper. Text me when and only when you have a boner. Oh and take your pants off and leave your front door unlocked because I'm coming over.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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