Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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