i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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