Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
So I have $4.22 in my bank account, just wrote a check for a tooth brush from quikmart, and bought a 25 cent condom from the bathroom. i don't know whats more sad, my bank account or the fact that i'm entrusting my entire future to a condom machine that was probably last filled in 1970
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
Life update: This fucking MacBook repair guy called me over last night for a booty call and he didn’t have a condom OR a bed
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
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