I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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