So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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